Hosnatch


a catastrophically flamboyant person. this person may often waist their life doing homework or f-cking random people. this person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. a hosna usually like to show people thier b–bs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. this person cannot drive for sh-t and is as-xual.
“hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?”
“yeah man, just call hosn-tch, she might be busy making stupid f-cking facebook videos tho.”
“okay ill call her! hopefully ill get lucky…”
“dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. she might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean 😉

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