Hot as a stove


in s-xuality, when a girl is h-rny, resulting in having her s-xual organ over-heated.
riki: hi mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
mattia: oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, i’m a w-nker and i didn’t put the spoon in the pot.

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