hot bagel
to have -n-l s-x first thing in the morning.
example 1
boss: why are you late for work again?
worker: my girl was on the rag, so i had a hot bagel for breakfast.
example 2
“dude, your mom loves it in the -ss, she likes hot bagels in the morning.
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