hot crotch
when someone is feeling h-rny and feels the need to be s-xually satisfied by any interested person. when someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their s-xual desires. hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.
sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!
when a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her v-g-n- & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.
when alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw danny up against the wall, danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.
when your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your b-lls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.
i was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.
v. to grab at another person’s genital area.
“he got hot crotched at the club”
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