literally just a hot pepper
he gave me a hot pepper
a face-palm emoji. the face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false. mother: joey! why are you always getting c’s on your report card?! your friend zach is always getting a’s on his! why can’t you get a’s like him? joey: i don’t know mom; maybe because i’m not […]
to appreciate someone and or their efforts. pr-nounced “preesh” jimmy, “hey bro, hold the door for me.” (steve holds the door open) jimmy, “preche.”
- matt damon syndrome
a recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has: 1. getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn’t get stuck in (like mars, a planet in another universe or n-z- territory) 2. make others risk their lives to save you 3. tricking others to risk their lives […]
stands for “close your f-ck-ng p-ssy”. used in a non sl-tty situation mostly. legs aren’t spread all the way open, just a little open and supposed to be used for humor only haley : -posts a cute beach bikini pic on instagram- grace: haley cyfp!!!
the technical name for when a woman starts her period without knowing and has to run at a toilet really fast. jenny, amanda and jenny’s boyfriend aaron are at the club. jenny:-runs to bathroom like she’s legit compet-tion for usain bolt- amanda: where’s jenny off to in such a hurry? aaron: sh-t, i think she’s […]