hot turkey
starting something suddenly; the opposite of cold turkey.
sean: “dude, have you started smoking yet?”
jeff: “no, but i’ll do it soon.”
sean: “come on, man! you said you’d do it by thanksgiving and it’s past new year’s now.”
jeff: “it’s just too hard doing it hot turkey! maybe i should start chewing nicorette gum first.”
turk #1: “have you switched from hot turkey to cold turkey sandwiches yet? it’s almost summer here in turkey and it’s getting too hot for hot turkey.”
turk #2: “yeah, i just quit hot turkey cold turkey in cold turkey and now i’m starting cold turkey hot turkey in cold turkey.”
turk #1: “right on.”
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