Hotel Hair
the either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible cr-p that hotels call ‘complimentary shampoo’.
“oh no! i forgot my shampoo! i have to use this no-name cr-p! i wanted to look good tonight, but now i’m going to have hotel hair.”
“did you forget your shampoo?”
“yeah, how could you tell?”
“you’ve got horrible hotel hair.”
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