houdini sandwich
you are doing someone from behind (hopefully a girl), you are about to finish, so you pull out and spit on her back. when she looks back you put it all up in her face. after that, you clean up her face with two pieces of bread and make her eat the sandwich.
k mhettos gave that chick the biggest houdini sandwich last night.
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