houdiism


the religious practice which involves regular invocations of “houdisms” (see related entry) and illogical, irrelevant actions in general.

adjective: houdiist, houdist

related word: houdism
i must mention “society” 30% of the time as part of my daily regime as a practioner of houdiism.

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