n. (huff-stash) houghstache is a word to describe one with a large yet pre-p-b-scent mustache. those who bear with a houghstache refuse to shave it in belief that it makes them more “manly” whereas in reality, it looks rather f-gish.
adam has a huckin’ fuge houghstache!!

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