Hugbies
the hugging game (usually televised) played by brawny, steroid filled, hairy, macho, closet h-m-s-xuals also know as “rugby”. these drooling testosterone driven caveman alpha he-males love the orgy of rough sweaty embraces by a mult-tude of partners in quick succession. it is mostly watched by p-ssive h-m-s-xuals who are turned on by the m-sses of bent over b-ms in tight shorts and repeated slow-mo’s. after the match there is usually a well antic-p-ted naked male bonding session in showers, spas and saunas.
aww, not the bl–dy hugby on tv again… they should get a room.
a exclamation usually stated when one accidently steps in baby food for the third time that day. common among 1940s, teen mothers and aboriginal people of austrailian. the phrase was popularized by the great tv show, “look what the cat dragged in…another f-cking dead mouse…and f-ck baby food” in 1993.
martha: “hugbies, this gerber baby carrot sh-t is all up in my toe crevices again, making this the 3rd time.”
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