hula & veg
another way to say it’s gonna be a quiet evening, you’re going home (or to a friend’s place) to relax, eat tastey good food and bing-watch movies/videos/shows online.
i’m so exhausted, i can’t wait to go home and hula & veg tonight!!
we’re pals who like to hula & veg on friday nights, where hula & veg is the non-s-xual (old-school) version of netflix and chill
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