rosensoft
any canadian hockey parent who carries their kids equipment after the age of 8.
a rare condition in the old days but the new generation is quite soft….. like church music.
dude did u see that rosensoft carrying his kids gear to the car last night after the game?
sure did…. f-cking rosensoft is right…… aka f-cking embarr-ssing. probably bought the kid some cotton candy ice cream too.
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