Hulu and hump

-similar to the saying “netflix and chill”, “hulu and hookup”, “amazon and -n-l, etc.”

the act of “watching” hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having s-xual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , s-xual intercourse , part of the night.
♂joey: (- in a deep s-xually suggestive tone-) “yo nicole! got plans for tonight?”
♀nicole: “heyyy joeyyy! i don’t think so… whats up??”
♂joey: “wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on hulu or something?”
♀nicole: (-flirtatiously smiling-) “i’d deff be down for some hulu… pick me up around 7:30 tonight?”
♂joey: “sweet! i’ll be there at 7:30… you better be ready for me..” (-he smiles and winks at her-)
♀nicole: “oh, i’ll definitely be ready!”

–nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.–

joey was certain she wanted to do more than just watch a hulu film…

she wanted to hulu and hump his brains out.

–joey waves goodbye. he immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.–

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