Human iPod
that one person that can name the song, artist, alb-m, composer, writer and label an artist puts out. this person can also do this from a few beats of a song.
-song starts to play-
friend: hey, what song is this?
you: that’s nu shooz with “i can’t wait” off of their alb-m ‘poolside’. they are a husband and wife team that wrote this song about wanting to get “together” -wink wink- after a long day. it’s release was in the 80’s. thety are also a one hit wonder.
friend: you d-mn human ipod! -changes station-
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