Human Resource Manager
generally a woman named melinda or judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating s-xual har-ssment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with s-xual exploitations of their admins.
“hey bill, judy the human resource manager just arrived from corporate. who is getting fired?”
#health benefits #interviewing
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