Human V-Rung
a phrase created to define the shape made by inserting two p-n-ses into a woman’s mouth at an offset angle during a threesome.
mike: “she said, ‘you wanna get naked?’, and my boy and i were like, ‘pfff, f-ck yeah!’ then we made a human v-rung and i took a picture on my cell phone!”
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