HumBum


a cellphone that vibrates while in your back pocket.
it was funny when that guy’s cell went off during the lecture, it gave him a humb-m that startled him.
1 more definition
a gay male usualy sounds like justin bieber who takes large amounts of c-ck in his -ss,thus making him a humb-m, they usualy scream ohhhh freeddd and ride pink bikes on christmas wearing tutus and getting f-cked in the -ss in a semi truck,
gay f-g: hey s-xy why dont you call me humb-m in that semi

guy: oh h-ll nah b-tch i dont roll that way

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