humex
the 1 foot area of atmosphere surrounding your face, concentrating on the nasal and oral cavities and the stream of air p-ssage.
two men standing side by side watching the races, shoulder to shoulder. both are facing forward. one man turns his head to face the other, thus changing the direction of his humex. other man turns his head to face the man who is looking at him, thus intermingling their humexes.
“when the drunk fan breathed whiskey in my face, he invaded my humex. when he belched, he polluted my humex
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