Hummelism


encomp-sses any quote about running that is strange, sick, or just plain off.

accredited to famous long-distance runner, dj hummel.
hummel: if we weren’t addicted to running, we’d probably be addicted to crack.

student: oh, there’s another silly hummelism!

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