hummy gummy
when a woman with no teeth gives a man a bl-wj-b, while humming on his c-ck.
i went to my friend’s family’s thanksgiving dinner, her parents asked me to ask grandma if she wants some dessert. i went upstair s and asked her “dorris, would you like some dessert?” she said “no, but would you like a hummy gummy?” -dj the barber
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