Humperdink
to embody in all aspects the essence of all things gangsta.
yo, you got a candy apple green vw bus on 25’s? that sh-t is humperd-nk!
an old, fat woman who’s notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it’s least solicited; the kind who’s usually president of the community -ssociation, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn’t have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she’s all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: kyle’s mom)
a lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
person 1: look, here comes humperd-nk.
person 2: i hate that c-nt.
person 3: me too.
person 1: let’s look this way and just keep on talking.
person 2, 3: good idea.
to engage in s-xual acts
wanna humperd-nk?
giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield
“you need a high risk s-xual tactic where both parties are oiled up? i’d say go with a humperd-nk.”
“ok”
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