humpty dumpty dumbass
a person whose iq points are so low it’s funny – anyone who has an iq score of 70 or below is considered this.
person 1 (humpty dumpty dumb-ss): i was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, i measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn’t even feel warm to the touch after i set a timer for one hour! it melted! it said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 – 60 minutes!! i’m suing mccain’s for making a pie that doesn’t cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of sh-t!!!!
person 2: holy f-cking sh-t kyle i told you this a thousand times! your oven has a b-tton that says “bake” and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, not a f-cking measurement on your stupid no f-cking good protractor!! humpty dumpty dumb-ss!
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