Hurricane Katrina

a very large hurricane that made landfall on august 28, 2005, a few miles to the east of new orleans. was a category 5 hurricane with winds in access of 170 mph at first, but weakened before landfall to a strong category 4. flooded 4/5 of new orleans, and wiped out many small communities along the coastline. hundreds dead or missing. one of the worst hurricanes to hit the u.s. in recent history.
thank god hurricane katrina didn’t hit houston, and bless the souls of those who did get hit…
a huge -ss hurricane that everyone seems to think only destroyed new orleans, when in fact the whole d-mn mississippi coast is gone!!!!
also known as the hurricane that only hit new orleans
“hey, did you hear about that hurricane, the one that tore up new orleans?”

every doc-mentary on hurricane katrina is about new orleans!
the hurricane that totally destroyed new orleans and whatever is surrounding it. people have been dying every day and still are (people are still stranded as i write this)
hurricane katrina is by far the most devastating hurricane we have ever seen.
a hurricane that struck the gulf coast in august, 2005. the city of new orleans and the mississippi coast were destroyed. many people lost their lives, black, white, hispanic, asian, does it really matter? the point is the storm was horrible. people get caught up (kanye west) and say “george bush doesn’t care about black people”. not only black people people lived in new orleans. and i think a more accurate statement would be “george bush doesn’t care about people.” when people die and a city is lost why do people look at races and blame people? the point is innocent people died, r.i.p. new orleans is like atlantis once a thriving city now under water. hopefully new orleans will get back on its feet and thrive like it used to.
all races are equal. hurricane katrina wasn’t racist, she killed anyone in her way, so don’t be ignorant and say only black people died.
hurricane katrina was a catagory 5 hurricane that missed the city of new orleans by 20 miles, yet caused m-ssive flooding of 80% of the city (up to 25 feet deep) and may/will be the most costly natural disaster in the usa.
all of the inner-loop hotels in houston, texas where overbooked due to hurricane katrina.

costs of the hurricane are estimated to be from 15-80 billion usd
seen as a right of p-ssage in most groups of friends, the hurricane katrina (often referred to as “the hk”) is performed the night of birthday parties at midnight, usually starting at age of 20. the sequence of events goes as follows
at midnight, everyone at the party starts chanting “hurricane katrina” and begins to make their way outside. everyone gathers around the birthday boy/girl. once everyone is gathered, the birthday boy/girl takes a handle of alcohol of their choice and takes a pull for as long as possible. as soon as the pull is complete, a bucket or a few cups of water are thrown on the birthday boy/girl. directly after the water, the birthday boy/girl gets an extremely hard slap across the face (the birthday boy/girl gets to decide who slaps them ahead of time). once the hk is complete, partying resumes with the birthday boy/girl’s new found glory.
nick: i’m really nervous about the hk man.

ned: don’t be such a p-ssy. and make sure not to take a p-ssy pull. 5 seconds minimum.
nick: i won’t, my rep is on the line here

erin: did you see nick’s hurricane katrina?
sam: yeah, it was nuts. he got slapped so hard
erin: for real, he’s definitely going to be feeling that tomorrow.
sam: he certainly got huge respect for him now
an event which pointed out that president george walker bush is mentally challenged. we should keep in mind that the president’s imperfections, situated at www.dubyaspeak.com, clearly show that he might actually have an iq of a peanut. so in respect to this, the country’s reponse time, in my opinion, tends to be very slow. in other words, the homeland security should have raised the “terrorist threat” to red already!!!
bush is the hurricane katrina fo sho’.

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