Hyper Erection
when a man eats a whole bottle of v–gr-, the result is an erection which lasts 24 hours.
mark: larry youve had a b-n-r for the past 2 hours.
larry: i accidentally ate a whole bottle of v–gr-, now i have a hyper erection.
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