Hypothetical Coat
it’s a more sophisticated way of saying “alcohol jacket.” saying that you’re wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less cl-ssy. not only is saying you’re wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it’s also a little less obvious.
after a night of drinking:
guy 1: “man! it’s so cold out here. i can’t believe we’re drunk and walking home in the snow!”
guy 2: “i know!”
guy 1: ‘hey, aren’t you cold in just a t-shirt?”
guy 2: “no way man! i’m wearing my hypothetical coat!”
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