I broke ma boat
‘i broke ma boat’ is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say ‘look, theres the hat’.
other variations include:
‘i bwoak ma but’
‘i boak ma boat’
‘a buk ma but’
(it is refered to as ‘i broke ma boat’ because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense’
person 1: i like cookies. (begins eating)
person 2: well duh, you just bought them.
person 1 (while pointing): i broke ma boat!
person 2: what?
person 1 (after swallowing): look, theres the hat!
person2: so it is.
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