i could tell you, but then i’d have to kill you


a mob-like expression for the phrase “you will die if you hear my secret”
guy 1: duuuude, howdja get that ipod touch?
guy 2: i could tell you, but then i’d have to kill you
guy 1: is that a no?
guy 2: wtf was that supposed to mean?
guy 1: you tell me,
guy 2: no!

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