I don’t mess with


a polite way of saying that you don’t have, and don’t want to have, anything to do with someone or something.
i don’t mess with matt lauer or the today show … and that’s a very nice way for me to put it!

i want to say one thing to the american people. i want you to listen to me. i’m going to say this again: i don’t mess with that woman.

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