I.H.P


initials standing for the term “in house p-ssy” used to describe when a woman is living with you.
yeah, my old lady and i are shacked up, now i got some in house p-ssy.
2 more definitions
i hate people
i’m having an ihp kind of day
ihp = in house p-ssy
girlfriend or f-ck buddy that lives with you.
yea, she’s my ihp. i dumped her -ss, but she still lives with me and i hit it every day.

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