i have a previous engagement
white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.
situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
– synonyms leave me alone, not unless you pay me, not even if you payed me, go away
– opposites how could i say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)
i wish i could! but ah…. i have a previous engagement !
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