i have no flock


idiomatic phrase

1. facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. friendless

alternatively:

3. description of a person who doesn’t waste a lot of time online.
1. bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, freya set her facebook fan page to “unpublished” and murmured to herself: “i have no flock.”
2. ernie has no friends. he has no flock.
3. kendra doesn’t believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.

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