i have no time
somthething your “significant other” will say to you when, realy, they’re cheating on you… or maybe they just really don’t hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my p-ss- tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err…need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we’re through!! >.<
2 hours later
frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
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