the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they’re song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.
josh: i saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can’t even say it to my face.
sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song….
- i'll have less
in response to goading and cheekiness from an alderley homie, or as a statement representing a lack of interest in moving or doing something suggested by another homie, one might say “i’ll have less” “fancy coming down the pub?” “i’ll have less” in response to cheekiness, “i really will have less”
- illinois turn signal
when a driver from illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity. the idea to teach the concept of “turn signals” has been floated through years in illinois driver’s ed schools, but nothing serious has […]
- i lost my cr*p-pet*te!
when one needs to take a cr-p extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appet-te to take a cr-p. brad- hey tom, i thought you were going to use the bathroom? tom- no, i was going to but the smell […]
the act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching p-rn. imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where p-rnographic material is not available. bernie was in cl-ss the other day and saw what he liked, a girl with spandex pants, so he went home and imagerbated all over the shower wall.
- immaculate cognition
immaculate cognition — the state of forming and having an undeniably correct opinion without any input of accurate data or factual information. immaculate cognition, the capricious and spontaneous generation of supposedly irrefutable knowledge without any verifiable outside influences or forces, is in reality rarer than immaculate conception.