–something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. therefore, her brother and you will be dating.
–you can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.
–it’s a fun phrase to use.
douche f-ck: i have something to tell you, but i’m scared…lol.
-ss fart: what is it??? haha.
douche f-ck: well, i like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we’re gonna date each other.
-ss fart: what?! i just sh-t the entire berlin wall!
an injury which is obtained when one lifts heavy things at ikea. omg whats that black thing sticking out of your side?! i lifted a billy bookcase, i think ive given myself an ikernia!!
lethargic, lazy, tired hey dude, i’m feeling kind of lamu today. i don’t want to have s-x.
the feeling of amazement which arises when it is difficult for a person to imagine something that he or she has encountered being any better than it is. i was impressed by her exquisite beauty.
- law of the lifeboat
who gets to eat who, when. hq demands a 10% staffing cut. it’s you or me. i’m sorry, its the law of the lifeboat.
- left lamer
person who drives slow in the left hand lane or drives the same speed as someone who is the right hand lane. either way, there is no chance to p-ss. it’s a play on words for “left laner.” that left lamer needs to move their -ss over so i can p-ss.