I need the pan


a phrase used when a living being is getting on your nerves, and you wish to hit them with something that is used for sizzling bacon and/or serving spinach and artichoke dip.

also known as g.t.p.(get the pan), i.n.p.(i need the pan), or i.r.n.p(i really need the pan).
i knocked up this girl the other night, and she keeps calling me asking for money. man, i need the pan.

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