I promise I won’t tell
the biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once
person 1- i can’t tell you
person 2-i promise i won’t tell
person 1- ok but you can’t tell anyone
person 2- i won’t
..later on
person 3- what did they say?
person 2- yup he likes you
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