i robot


a movie whos sentimental value got destroyed for putting in 5 advertis-m-nts in a 10 minute period.
the onlt thing it had in commoon with the book is the t-tle.
i don’t know why, but after the movie i came out of the theater wanting to buy a pair of converse shoes (vintage 2004), have them delivered to my local fedex station, drive my mv augusta spr motorcycle to pick them up, stop by the shop to have my new jvc cd player installed in my audi, pick up a couple of dos equis on my way home, wash it down with an ovaltine and then invest what money i have left into a mutual fund with prudential life insurance.
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one reason why will smith is legend.
will smith is so bad -ss in irobot.

your so f-cking right!
a subcl-ss of ish-t. an overpriced robot with a cr-ppy logo but no functionality.
alpha: dude, so i hear they’re coming out with an irobot.

beta: i totally iwant that!

alpha: yeah, i also want a robot with no functionality that costs twenty times more than my car!
a mature adult film watched by underaged children and do not want the female population or adult population to find out that they have watched the film.
the guys watch a cathouse movie on hbo and the girls later asked what movie the guys watched that night. the guys responded by saying “i robot.”

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