Open Access Fridge


a fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business
cj: hey michael, get anything you want!
michael: thanks!
john: what about me?
cj: you are here for study, not for pleasure. this is an open access fridge, not an open house.

Read Also:

  • iStupid

    adjective. the state of being completely oblivious to your surroundings because you are too engrossed in using your iphone, ipad, or other mobile device; often used to refer to someone texting, facebooking, etc. while walking. “another istupid texter slammed right into me on the sidewalk.” idodge iped

  • chili lube

    the act of using diarrea as an -n-l lube after eating mexican food. que pasa.. maria’a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..

  • Open Mouth Breather

    open mouth breather – an individual that breathes through their mouth when not exerted. the individual appears to be, and ususally is, perpetually confused, not very bright, an idiot. you see someone from wisconsin driving along. as you p-ss them you see their profile and their mouth is wide open, an open mouth breather. although […]

  • I swear to Arceus

    a pokémon equivalent to “i swear to g-d”. see more on “oh my arceus”. “i swear to arceus, i’ll be there in 10 minutes.” “if you lose my pokémon cards again, i swear to arceus, i will f-ck you up.”

  • allusive

    refers to the all-encomp-ssing capacity of a ufc fighter; greater than elusive; the capacity to use everything and to avoid everything all at the same time ie. lyoto machida is an “allusive fighter.” (sic)


Disclaimer: Open Access Fridge definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.