I wouldn’t touch that with a 20-foot pole



a phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.
employee: i caught debra and jeff having s-x in the office, what the h-ll are they thinking?

boss: err, i wouldn’t touch that with a 20-foot pole.

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