ian miller is someone that is the biggest mitch in the world
omg kevin hart is such an ian miller
- glory sl*tting
when a person wants to f-ck someone important so they can be in the spotlight. f-ck alicia wants to go to the bruce springsteen concert with me. but i don’t want to be a part of any of her glory sl-tting.
- guantanamo bae
a highly possessive, paranoid and controlling boyfriend or girlfriend who won’t let you ever leave their sight, presence nor clutches. they often go through your phone’s call logs and messages in search of incriminating evidence to use as justification for shortening your leash. lil chi chi: yo whuddup fam! where chico at? it’s been a […]
- hot curling iron syndrome
the sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his d-ck in their -ss without allowing sufficient time to prepare. miguel needs to learn how to top. he just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my -ss. i’ve still got hot curling iron syndrome.
- raisin baby
when a man inserts his full scr-t-m into the mouth of a waiting eager partner who begins to suck on the fore mentioned scr-t-m until it is dripping with saliva and then blowing on the scr-t-m until it shrivels up. friend 1: so what did you and geni do last night? friend 2: she gave […]
cotto’ed is an adjective that describes getting: destroyed, wrecked, demolished, beaten, annihilated, crushed, obliterated, slaughtered or otherwise brutally harmed beyond recognition. similar to miguel cotto’s face after he fought antonio margarito, who used gloves illegally filled with cement. buck:”yo sam i heard this cat jason got cotto’ed, you know what happened?” sam:”yeah man he got […]