iberostar


its a hot chain of resorts in all foreign countries….all inclusive…iberostar resorts are crazyyyy
nick: what place u staying at in the domincan republic ?
chris: i would only stay at iberostar
paradise. where dalle paya is drilled into beach-goers memories. endless buffets. hot and heavy night cabanas.

high school kids come and it’s like the camp at dirty dancing. they stay with their friends but come with their parents. free drinking and romping for spring breaks. teenager’s dream!
man when we all went to iberostar last year my mom got so drunk she didnt even realize i didnt come back til five in the morning. i was hooking up with this english chick in the cabana until dawn. it was so sweet.

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