ice capades


having b-tt s-x without any lube and not being able to sit down for a wonderful show like the ice capades.
“i went to the ice capades with that guy from the bar last night and it hurt so bad driving home this morning”
any meth-amphetamine fueled crime spree.
last nights ice capades, were dope yo…we mugged some chick, stole a car, slammed it into a wall, and jumped some rich dude.

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