ice fishing in july
1. doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. not hitting on sh-t. going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. people who plan all these wonderful things do sh-tloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in july. what sense does that make.
man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. yah i know man that joker is not qualified it’s almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. you know he has like been planning all this -sshaterey for the longest time…and guess what? it’s not going to happen. yeah like planning ice fishing in july. what a jack-ss.
- larry's happy dance
where you tie a yellow box to a ceiling fan upside down and stand with your hands behind your head and everytime she spins around you thrust your hips. donnie tied the hooker to the fan and utilized larry’s happy dance
a j-panese band formed in 1996. consisting of ryuichi ishiyama on vocals, kyoichi the lead guitarist, tomoaki takasaki on guitar, yuki on b-ss, and ryo on drums, their music is mainly slower rock. ryuichi’s voice has good range, and his lyrics are fairly standard, but there are songs where he is quite imaginative. kyoichi’s guitar […]
- laser sh*ts
when you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your sh-ts turn into liquid. when you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid sh-t starts to squirt out in a narrow beam – this is a ‘laser sh-t’. “hey dave, what’s up with you mate?” “aaah […]
laughing at these f-ck-rs or laughing at that f-cker 1.her make up looks a mess.laughing at that f-cker(latf)
- my fair kitty
a younger version of a cat lady. a young woman who shows the early stages of crazy cat lady tendencies. may be a cat lady in training whether they know it or not. i went to amanda’s apartment and just couldn’t help thinking “she’s going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of […]