My Fair Kitty
a younger version of a cat lady. a young woman who shows the early stages of crazy cat lady tendencies. may be a cat lady in training whether they know it or not.
i went to amanda’s apartment and just couldn’t help thinking “she’s going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. she just needs a crazy cat lady henry higgins, then she’ll be my fair kitty”
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