the reason why i can no longer look at p-rn on my phone
mother: so it looks like this new iphone will have some icloud feature so you don’t have to worry about your friends deleting all of your contacts again.
me: wtf is an icloud?
mother: it tracks your every mood.
me: it looks like it’s time for me to get some better antivirus on my computer
a word, phrase, or song which keeps running around in your head. i saw “shreck” last night and this morning smash mouth’s version of “i’m a believer” was a cerebroredundogram. can’t get it out of my head.
a little bit special but also amazing, wonderful, or off the hook. “man your so ceridwen”
one who is predisposed, even fixated, on the doet’s(-n-s or anii) of others and will use any cover, particularly sports, to seek and destroy doets with a sneaky finger. eg: “moby is such a fierce doet-hunter that brodie left the party early; his nerves, like his doet, completely shattered by the s-xperience”
- Dog Burglar
someone who sneaks there p-n-s inside a womens v-g-n- and loses it, they wonder where it goes but her p-ssylips snapped down and ate it. oh no, another dog burglary is in progress.
- Jesus is an Astronaut
the act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement. scott: … and that is why life is so confusing dean: jesus is an astronaut scott: wait what?