a phrase use to describe a person whom you find s-xually revolting. a derivative of expressions such as “i’d hit it” and “i’d tap that” used to express the desire to have s-xual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
i’d hit it, i’d hit that, i’d tap that
i’d hit it — with a car
two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i’d hit it
1: what the h-ll? she’s nasty
2: with a car
- idift lulz
i did it for the lulz. the only reason anyone does anything. irc1: 4chan raided icanhascheesburger.com? irc2: yeah, i was there. idift lulz.
the act of not having an iphone. yo dawg, you got an iphone yet? nah man, idon’t.
i don’t want to hear it. -aim conversation- joey1283: yeah man i just got laid last night. xsnowboarderx: idwthi i havn’t gotten any action in months
to put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro dorris: you’re so annoying, was sleeping. bob: haha, relax it’s just an ifreeze.
greatest baby name ever. ignatius bob the best name ever created. a person with this name had a shining personality and is loyal to everyone he comes across.. adventurous and talented. the best s-x you will ever have is with a person named ignatius. anyone with the name has a big p-n-s not a small […]