idiokey
a combination of “idiot” and “monkey” (synonym: monkiot). refers to someone given no authority or autonomy (treated as if they are “doing a job any monkey could do”), and who therefore feels no responsibility to make good decisions or deviate in any way from what they have been told to do.
i got my boss’s boss to sign my expense report, but the idiokey from finance refused to pay it until my own boss returned from vacation and signed it.
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