iDroid
the genius creation of accepting the differences of both an iphone and android to become one, all-powerful mobile device. smarter than a smart phone, faster than verizon fios, this baby can do anything. if there is anything this baby can’t do, then it probably doesn’t exist.
tim: “wow! this idroid is incredible! it can do literally anything!”
scott: “i gots ta get meh one a dem fancy thangs. how much?”
tim: “more than your poor b-m can afford!”
scott: “…….”
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