iFucked


getting f-cked over by an apple product
oh, my iphone just if-cked the sh-t out of me!
when you buy an iphone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.
i dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iphones no-insurance policy i’ve been if-cked.
when you have just had incredible s-x with someone far, far away via the iphone!
wow! i’ve just been if-cked so well!!!

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